12.11.2010

The SEXIEST Men in MY BOOK. ;)

i don't know why, but some of you have asked what my taste is like in men .. hahaha .. i really can't say -- i like what i like. but as i made this list .. i realized that i really do like "Tall, Dark & Handsome" guys :) hehe. and don't bother asking me whether or not i have a type... it's cliche enough for you to ask me such a thing and even more cliche of me to either say i DON'T have a type or to actually PICK a type. either way it's a lose-lose.

all i can say, is just like any other girl, i want a man who can be a man. but even THAT is asking too much (or too little in some cases) and it will leave us hangin regardless. so what's the use in saying what i want in a guy?

either way, it just doesn't make sense.

so then we have CELEBRITIES .. the ones we secretly (or not so secretly) fawn over and fantasize about (yeah, don't lie bitch, you know you have =P) .. it makes it 10x easier because we don't have to worry about a "type" anymore .. just pure, simple, unadulterated SEX.

yup, i said it.

the main thing ya'll think about when you see that sexy celebrity is "GODDAMN, he's hot." and then we automatically think of sex. ;)

i'm sorry, i'm not there to pick your jaw up off the floor or wipe the drool from ya mouf .. :)

that being said .. these are the sexiest men in my book .. celebrity edition .. and being able to drool over these men (like men drool over pornstars and Jessica Alba), gives us women the luxury of dreaming as deep (literally and figuratively speaking) as we please .. without being judged ... men think they have a vivid imagination .. oh, please. you ain't got nothin on women, fellas. ;)

just sayin!

this isn't in any particular order at all, but i'll mention who i like the most :) and mind you, this is totally different from my "Baby Daddy" list ;) haha. these are simply just "famous" men that i adore :)

Tyrese Gibson


I first fell in love with him with his "Lately" music video ... he doesn't have the softest voice in the world like Trey Songz or Brian McKnight or nothin, but i do know his voice is like no other R&B Singer out there .. he can't rap to save his life, but who gives a shit when you got a body like that tho?!?!

just sayin.

i was dating a guy in high school and he asked me what kinda celebrities i was into .. back then, there weren't that many to choose from besides a few that i'll mention later, but also back then i was REALLY into black guys (i still am .. haha) ... and when i said "Tyrese" (among a few others), he literal reaction was "he's hella black."

i wanted to slap him.

he didn't mean to be ignorant .. he just meant to say that he's really dark .. like, darker than your average black man .. but that didn't stop me from wanting to smack the stupid outta him for saying some dumb shit like that.

we didn't date much after that.


Boris Kodjoe


first off, i don't like his fukn name AT ALL. who the fukk names their son Boris?! i hope he's named after someone famous or after someone really important in his family .. because if i were him, i would have had another name growing up to avoid getting picked on ..

other than that .. i know he's been around for a minute, but i noticed him the most in Brown Sugar. Sanaa Lathan is a dumbass for choosin Taye Diggs over this guy ... lol.


Brad Pitt


who doesn't love this cutie??? i chose this picture because this is the best of Brad Pitt, haha. i hated it when he died his hair platinum blonde or grew out his beard like he really did spend 7 years in Tibet .. this is my favorite version of Brad Pitt .. the sexy, guy next door, looks hot when he's wet from coming outta the pool or chillin on the beach, effortlessly handsome Brad Pitt ..

if you don't think Brad Pitt was EVER hot .. we're no longer friends. i'm sorry. he is the epitome of your All American Boy turned famous Actor .. not to mention, he's an amazing actor at that .. i've seen him play tons of different roles and i can never get tired of him. so not only do i find him incredibly sexy .. but his acting skills are primo for me ..


Colin Farrell


i like that he's a laid back junkie type when he's not on camera .. i actually like this scruffy version of him .. but when he's all cleaned up and hanged in a suit?

whew.

just sayin.

boy can clean up ;)

he has this rugged attribute about him that i can't get over ... and he's definitely the cutest Irish boy i've ever seen .. boy, you can be my lucky charm ;)

tahah.


Derek Ramsay


lord help me.

i know he's been around for a second too, but i fell in love with him in And I Love You So with Bea Alonzo and Sam Milby ... first off, two of my favorite Filipino actors were in this movie, i couldn't figure out which one i wanted to drool over, haha ... but after that, i lightweight kept track of him, especially when he landed a few bigger roles in the Tagalog Teleseryes (soap operas) .. funny thing is .. i dated a guy who looked JUST like him .. he's the ex that i always tell you guys about that i'm close friends with now .. i swear on everything, he's a shorter version of Derek Ramsay .. and i pride myself in knowing i dated someone so handsome looking that could be a celebrity look-a-like, hahaha .. 

this guy's one of my favorites ... i love him so much that even my PARENTS point him out everytime they've seen him on TV or if he's in a new movie or show or something .. and no joke .. if i caught him on ABS-CBN or CinemaOne or any other Filipino channel or whatever i can guarantee you'll find me screaming like a lil girl.

you think i'm kidding. ;)


Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson


shiver me timbers.

all i really gotta say is: TOP 5!!!!

i don't care for his "The Rock" days .. but when he cleaned up and became an actor? oh lawwwwd.

i love my man, but no joke .. if i ever found a man like this in real life, i'd go ballistic. if i were to even come close to choosing a "type" then this man would be it.

I LOVE HIM.

that is all. :)


Fredro Starr


a lot of you will remember him as Q from Moesha, but i know him as Shorty from Sunset Park. In fact, i know him as Freddy Firestarr from ONYX when i first bought Bacdafucup. ONYX wasn't the best rap group ever made, but Fredro was the hottest member of the group in my personal opinion.

the last time i saw him doing any kind of acting or music was Save The Last Dance .. in fact, he's the reason i wanna name my oldest son Malakai :) he's only done a few other "appearances" since then .. i have no idea wtf he's up to now though .. his career never really went all that far because he was always known as a hardcore rapper .. to me, he's a hot piece of rapper ass.

hahaha just kidding ... kinda.


Ian Somerhalder


i have an infinite fascination with vampires in general .. and being a loyal fan to The Vampire Diaries was yet another outlet for me to fall in love with another sexy vampire since Jacob is a werewolf and i'm not really into Edward's pale complexion ... if i was a vampire i would love if Damon was my mate .. those piercing eyes and chiseled jawline get me every time ... apparently he was a model before this all happened ... lol. he landed a role in Lost but has made his ultimate debut in The Vampire Diaries.

it's also a plus that he's such a philanthropist .. although i'm utterly distracted by his physique to worry about that most of the time ... as superficial as that sounds. =P


Jay Hernandez


lost but never forgotten .. i dunno what happened to this guy, but Crazy/Beautiful was really BEAUTIFUL. haha .. who gives a shit about Kirsten Dunst when you have hot ass Jay Fernandez to focus on ... he was also in Biker Boyz, but his role wasn't very big ... ya'll notice him from Crazy/Beautiful, Torque, and Biker Boyz and probably Hostel .. he always has small roles, but he's hard NOT to notice :) it's that pouty lip thing he does ... and then he smiles ... such a baby boy lookin face :)


Johnny Depp


another Top 5'er for me ...

he's been my favorite Actor since CryBaby and 21 Jump Street .. and yes, both are in my DVD collection :) not only is he an amazing actor, but his steez is hard to beat .. i don't know anyone like him, he really is truly unique for me .. again, it's that rugged quality about him plus his bad boy rebellious attitude and then the fact that he's so passionate ... gawd. i'm in awe whenever he's on screen .. he doesn't make me scream like a little girl or anything, but he just simply amazes me .. he doesn't even have a sexy body or anything, but the way he moves his lips and the way he looks at you, agghhhhhh .. I DIE.


Mario Lopez


while the majority of you were fawning over Zack Morris, i was oogling AC Slater and that Jeri Curl of his ... him and that Bayside wrestling uniform were pure magic, i tell you ... every time he would take his shirt off or do something hot on the show, you'd hear that "ooohhhhh owwww!!" from the fake audience and i'd be right there in unison with them .. no joke. =P

he's also the host of one of my favorite shows ever, ABDC. although other than that, his career isn't all that great to me .. he literally is just a pretty face =P


Marques Houston


NAKED.

that is all.

go YouTube, iTune, whatever that shit and you tell me if your panties aren't suddenly wet with desire ... i'm just sayin!

i've loved him since Immature (Batman) .. didn't like him so much as Roger on Sister, Sister though, i dunno what the fukk compelled him to take on that role .. lol.


Matthew McConaughey


i didn't put a picture up of his body because i'm not there to pick your jaw up off the floor =P he has by far one of the best bodies i have EVER seen. i read almost every article in a magazine that i find him in, just to know what he's up to these days .. ya'll didn't notice him until he did more major movies, but i first noticed him in Angels In The Outfield (he was one of the ball players), but see, back then i was like "aw, cute whiteboy .." but shit, i had no idea he'd be THIS famous! his breakthrough movie, in my opinion was Dazed and Confused .. he wasn't that attractive in that movie, but that's what put him on the market for other great roles .. he's a GREAT actor, especially in chick flicks .. he's worked with the best of them too .. ya'll know he was effin adorable with Kate Hudson in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days and Fool's Gold  .. with Jennifer Lopez in The Wedding Planner .. Sarah Jessica Parker in Failure to Launch and Eva Longoria in Ghosts of Girlfriends Past. If you wanna see his sexy body in full effect though, you'll love Sahara with Penelope Cruz :D

my brother makes fun of me for loving this guy so much, but i don't effin care. :) and that cute lil southern accent of his gets me erytime *smh*


Morris Chestnut


ya'll ever see Two Can Play That Game?

go see it.

but ya'll don't remember him from Boyz N the Hood, do you? ;) he wasn't as handsome then .. still a youngsta .. think Omar Epps in Juice. He made a bigger debut in The Best Man and The Brothers.

something about this man's lips and dark chocolate skin makes me fawn all over him like a little school girl. =P

he is the epitome of a sexy, educated black man to me. :)


Paolo Montalban


 you don't know this fella unless you watched Cinderella, the version with Brandy in it :) ahhh my Prince Charming. he looks so dashing in his off white and gold suit in that movie .. if you're into broadway shows at all, he was also in Miss Saigon .. i find him sexy because he's kinda ... pure. lol. the kinda man that would ask your father for permission to date you .. i wouldn't mind being carried away on his white horse :)


Ryan Reynolds


you're looking at his body, right?

Jesus, forgive me for my sins. *head down*

i canNOT get over how underrated this man is .. i was SO happy to see him on the cover of People and duly noted as The Sexiest Man Alive of the Year. you commonly know him as Van Wilder, but he's done other amazing roles that nobody notices because that one got him more noticed than the rest .. he collabo'd with Sandra Bullock in The Proposal and was a sidekick in Blade Trinity (droooooool over his body in that movie ... seriously. go drool. do it. please. for me? ;) hehe.) and also played a psycho role in the remake of The Amityville Horror ... he's more commonly known for comedies though, like Just Friends, in addition to Van Wilder and Waiting... . You would also remember him with that cute lil girl in Definitely, Maybe. :)

i canNOT wait to see him in Green Lantern ... i hear he's worked awfully hard for his body in that one :) *biiiiig smile*


Sam Milby


SWOON.

hot body with a babyboy face .. what more do you want? he doesn't have the best roles in the industry, but his romance movies get me every fukn time .. when there was that rumor going around about him being gay, i was [] <- this close to being devastated ... really.

he's actually from here (somewhere in the country?? lol) and moved THERE just to pursue acting and what not .. he's completely fukn American and his Tagalog sucks, but he's still such a pleasure for me to watch :)


Taylor Lautner


le sigh.

oh, Jacob.

does he really need anymore explanation than that?

i'm Team Jacob.

and no, i'm not sorry. ;)

Bella, you're a dumbass.

but thank you for letting him go .. he shall be mine. =P


Trey Songz


i want the neighbors to know MAH NAME!

god forbid if i met this guy in person .. it was bad enough i was less than 10 rows away from him at the Usher/Trey Songz concert. this guy has been makin babies all over the damn place .. ya'll can't lie that at least ONE of his songs is on your Sexin' playlist ;)

just looking at that picture, you don't need no words to explain what it is about him that makes your panties wet in T-2 seconds ...

just sayin.


Tupac Shakur


one of the best in the game, RiParadise .. i love him because he's REAL and not faked up like the rest of the celebrities .. he didn't have to work hard for his image, he was just HIMSELF. and i will always love him for that.

not to mention, he's an incredible writer. :)


Common


 his voice flows so perfect, i can't get enough of him .. i can listen to his songs on repeat all day .. one of my favorite jams ever in life is "The Light" (w/ Erykah Badu) and "So Far To Go" (w/ J.Dilla) .. i mean, he's not the greatest actor, in my personal opinion, but ever since he popped up on the big screen like that, i realize how handsome he really is :) those cheekbones and that smile are priceless .. ya'll seen Just Wright? boy, i love me some Common :)


LL Cool J


an oldie but goodie. LL's been one of my favorites for as long as i can remember .. he's been making me drool since the 90s and i haven't stopped since. there was a point where he got a bit too "clean" for me, homie was chiseling his eyebrows and stuff all of a sudden, lookin like he got plastic surgery! but he's back to normal now :) whew, thank god.

LL's body is one of the best i've seen in the game. those money makers (obliques) drive me INSANE. no matter what this guy wears, it looks like he's gonna rip through it or somethin' just by flexin ... lol.


Joseph Gordon-Levitt


reminiscent of my handsome Heath Ledger (RIP), this cat has come so far from Angels In The Outfield! i used to always think of him as this cute lil kid .. then outta nowhere, he did Stop-Loss, 500 Days of Summer and Inception and all i could say was WOW .... boy is HAND -- SOME! lol .. love the squinty eye, thin lip, dark hair, strong chin thing ... sexay. :)


Ed Westwick


"I am Chuck Bass."

need i say more? i swear, he's the reason i watch Gossip Girl every Monday ... really. hahaha. well, not the only reason, but one of the Top 5 reasons :) i think it's more Chuck Bass that i'm in love with tho, not Ed Westwick himself, hahaha .. Chuck is SUCH a character, it's intoxicating to watch him .. it's even more funny to see me glued to my tv, stuck on him, forgetting to wipe the drool dripping down my chin.

i love me some Chuck Bass. :)


Will Smith


an oldie but goodie .. his acting skills are still improving -- there are some roles that are my least favorite in comparison to his other roles that i loved .. but to me, he'll always be the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air :) what a tall, dark, handsome man, i tell you .. and his son Jayden?!?! whoooooo what a heartbreaker!!!


Robert Downey, Jr.


my Iron Man :)

i've loved him since before the Iron Man days when he got famous again .. he's another oldie but goodie for me :) i don't think anyone else could be Iron Man except him :)


Joe Perry


he's not so handsome or cute anymore like he used to be .. drugs really do fukk you up ... so i have to clarify and say that i love YOUNG Joe Perry .. 90s Joe Perry .. where he would sit there and play a riff on the guitar while his stoge was chillin by the end of the wires on the guitar staff or hangin out on the side of his lip ... he was always so in the zone .. i loved his cameos in the music videos ... but i have to say .. Joe Perry now? no thank you. :(


Sean Patrick Flannery


yes, he's graced the covers of Playgirl once before :)

ya'll ever seen that movie with Sarah Michelle Gellar? Simply Irresistible?

cute movie :)

kinda Serendipity like, but a bit more whimsical ..

but for me? i was more in love with him in Boondock Saints :) mMmMm .. me likey :)





whew ... that was extensive ... *smh*

Who do you love? i need some new faces to gawk over ;)






9 comments:

L said...

LawdGeezus! You made my evening with this post right here. Thank ya Thank ya

Amaris said...

I started laughing when you started talking about Marques Houston on Sister, Sister as Roger. It made me think of his dreadlocks or whatever type of hair he had, HAHA!

glitteryeyesxx said...

Damn, you like 'em bad boys huh :p

I think every girl has a "type" that they usually fall for. The important thing is to try and venture outside of that, 'cause you might just miss that special somebody if you're too busy checking off things on your check-list. But I always seem to fall for the tall, dark (he has to have a tan!!! That's a must!! Lol) type with bushy eyebrows and a square jawline. Damn, now I'm gettin' too specific hahaha. Nice post, hun! =)

sweetthang said...

AMAZING TASTE, YOU HAVE - I TOTALLY agree!! That is all. :)

PS: I've been lurking for a long time, but finally decided to comment. Hello! :)

ellenbaby. said...

DAAAAMN Rach, I like your list! I love me some Tyrese, Boris Kodjoe, Morris Chestnut, Marques Houston, Trey Songz, Taylor Lautner, & Common (I think I fell more in love watching "Just Wright"). Because of these celebs, I feel like one day I want me a caramel man ;) but I'll letchu knew when I get married! Lol. I also still love me some Chris Brown, even tho shit happened, his voice & his body is <3.

blaaaa said...

omg i love me some Chuck Bass and Trey Songz too :)

HeKeLa said...

OMG! Girl u forgot Manny Pacquiao! LMFAO!im fckn wit chu! But can we get Tatum Channing up in this mugg? Matthew McConaughey is a hottie and I agree with that..Bellas a douche..she should have swooped on Jacob's o' 15 year old ass! lol

TeeNumz said...

I just had to comment on your brad pitt section .."like he really did spend 7 years in Tibet" LMFAO. I'm Tibetan so I just thought that part was dumb funny! LOL .. Gotta LOVE you girl & I love & really do enjoy reading all your blogposts. <3 Tenzin

Keani said...

Sam Milby is the cutest *__*

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